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On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:56:23 -0800 (PST), wrote:

>On Saturday, November 25, 2017 at 11:27:38 AM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >jazee wrote:
>> >>cshenk wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On the gear, the: mortar (or is it a pestle?) bit? The bowl like part
>> >> > is the mortar and the masher part is the pestle.
>> >>
>> >> Thanks for both those posts. I have a great memory, no bragging, it's true.
>> >> But for some reason even though I have been told before on several occasions
>> >> which is the mortar and which is the pestle I for some reason never get it
>> >> planted in my brain.
>> >
>> >The pestle is the one shaped like a penis.
>> >
>> >Cindy Hamilton
>>
>> The mortar is the one shaped like a bra cup.
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>You are both sexually depraved, possibly child predators, as I have never seen a penis or bra as small as the mortar and pestle I own. You sickos, you!

Your's... you haven't seen ours.