Bruce wrote:
>Dave Smith wrote:
>>Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>>Dave Smith wrote:
>
>>>> Considering how much she eats, I am surprised that she is not a hell of
>>>> a lot bigger than she is. It is not her size that is the issue. It is
>>>> her obsession with eating. It is a pain in the ass to have to invite her
>>>> to family functions and then to have to go to the work and expense to
>>>> provide twice as much food for a gathering when one person eats enough
>>>> for 6 or more. And it annoying as hell to go onto the kitchen for
>>>> something and find her opening a box of crackers of cookies in the
>>>> pantry when there is all sorts of food out. Who, in their right mind,
>>>> attends a social function in someone's home and sneaks away from the
>>>> food service to root around for more food?
>>>>
>>> Surely this is the makings of an episode of Law and Order.
>>
>>It is more like a pest control reality show. You put out food for guests
>>and the vermin sneak into your pantry to steal more.
>
>And I bet they also park in handicapped spots before they do it.

Do it? "it"sure ain't sex. I'd never consider a rack of juicy
ribs ahead of latching on to a rack of succulent hooters.