On Sat, 12 Aug 2017 17:45:41 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2017-08-12 2:43 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>> On 8/12/2017 11:40 AM, Dave Smith wrote:

>>> Considering how much she eats, I am surprised that she is not a hell of
>>> a lot bigger than she is. It is not her size that is the issue. It is
>>> her obsession with eating. It is a pain in the ass to have to invite her
>>> to family functions and then to have to go to the work and expense to
>>> provide twice as much food for a gathering when one person eats enough
>>> for 6 or more. And it annoying as hell to go onto the kitchen for
>>> something and find her opening a box of crackers of cookies in the
>>> pantry when there is all sorts of food out. Who, in their right mind,
>>> attends a social function in someone's home and sneaks away from the
>>> food service to root around for more food?
>>>
>> Surely this is the makings of an episode of Law and Order.
>
>It is more like a pest control reality show. You put out food for guests
>and the vermin sneak into your pantry to steal more.

And I bet they also park in handicapped spots before they do it.