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Blanche Nonken
 
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Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> In article >,
> wrote:
>
> > "Bob (this one)" > wrote:
> >
> > > Anny Middon wrote:
> > >
> > > > Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
> > > > ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
> > > > the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
> > > > tomatoes or pickles.

>
> > > Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
> > > report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
> > > it.
> > >
> > > Pastorio

> >
> > Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
> > I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.

>
> Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
> Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.


OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob!