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> "Bob (this one)" > wrote:
>
> > Anny Middon wrote:
> >
> > > Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
> > > ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
> > > the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
> > > tomatoes or pickles.


> > Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
> > report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
> > it.
> >
> > Pastorio

>
> Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
> I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.


Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.
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