It's no longer about life giving you lemons. Lemons are proven to be
good for you.

Now it's about life giving you potatoes in your pasta.

Shamus.

When life puts root vegetables in your laxious fibrous pasta bowl, it is
saying "time to get constipated, bro"

Constant Pation is the next name of KFC, after KFC reluctantly agrees it
is the ultimate potatoe-in-your-pasta culprit.

Sand Bag Retundo,
Jim Jerome