Breaking news!

Creaned corn (no, not creamed corn), but CREANED corn, is
single-handedly responsible for a new bregs invention.

The "BBQ Brandy" is a new type of worchestershire/bourbon mixture
co-sponsored by Bim Jeam, China's #1 bourbon distillery.

"I have created the shittiest masterpiece...ever," says Chinese billion
Fung Wa.

"I decide things, and I make them. Whether they are good or not, well,
they are good."

Fung Wa was unable to speak more since he had personally ingested 1/2 a
mini bottle of BBQ Brandy, which is more than enough to tranquilize a horse.

Horses,
No Problemo, Portabello~!