Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dickmate, in > did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 12:53:54 -0700,
> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka
> Chimpy the Coin-Slot Operated SuckMonkey, aka
> 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1') wrote:

>> You were told to shut your ****ing face by my friend persent. I suggest
>> you do so.

> You're the one who needs to shut the **** up, responding to your new
> buddy the forging troll. You're like a two-man circle jerk, only the
> other guy isn't pumping.

That's the story of Chimpy's life.

<snicker>

--

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
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In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
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In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a
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In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
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In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
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Checkmate's so *** he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words):
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Alprazolam
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Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
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"Diddle me!"

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"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
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"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
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"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

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"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

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"Pump a rump."

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To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

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"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
*** by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
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What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

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