On Tue, 28 Apr 2015 16:33:49 -0600, graham > wrote:

>On 28/04/2015 4:19 PM, Oregonian Haruspex wrote:
>> Seems like our friends over the big pond can't seem to keep the horse
>> meat out of the food supply.
>>
>> It's tough to tell from the stories being published about this latest
>> adulteration scandal (which seems to also invlove "downer" horses) how
>> much meat has been recalled, but lots and lots of it for sure. I read a
>> quote that said "millions of meatballs" but depending on their diameter
>> and density this is difficult to translate into concrete pounds of meat.
>>
>> Bon appetit!
>>
>So what exactly is WRONG with eating horsemeat?

Camilla Parker Bowels could have sat on it for a Lady Godiva
reenactment. Shudder.

Or

Could result in the accidental death of Sarah Jessica Parker.

What is it about the name 'Parker' and horses anyway?