On 11/20/2014 6:29 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> I've never heard of bamboo charcoal, but it's probably pulverized and
> extruded into turds or pressed into briquettes


Sounds like your sex life, little dumpling:

http://www.hungerisunacceptable.com/...tation-057.jpg

How many briquettes do you have stuffed up yer prolapsed ass anyway?

I figure you got half a dozen tucked in those chipmunk cheeks.