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Leonard Blaisdell[_2_] Leonard Blaisdell[_2_] is offline
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Default Worker Found Dead in Dough Machine at Texas Fortune Cookie Factory

In article , Travis McGee

This reminds me of the eyeglass maker who fell into his lens grinding
machine. He made quite a spectacle of himself...

Want an older one? A fella got drug into a carpet stitcher. His wife
saved that section and his requiem was:
"Sacred to the memory of fourteen yards of three ply carpet, containing
all that was mortal of William Wheeler" --Mark Twain