On Wednesday, December 25, 2013 9:11:58 AM UTC-5, ForeverRent wrote:
> my dominant wife Isabel, 36, now has a ******* lover, Violet, 28, and they
> and my three daughters Dawn, 13, Hope, 14 and Jennifer, 16, have decided to
> bake and eat me in 2014.

A tectonic subduction zone should provide an appropriate
combination of heat and pressure for metamorphism.

Because... you know. Troll.