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Default We're All Bozos in This Restaurant

On Wed, 13 Feb 2013 08:27:48 -0800 (PST), mimus >
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>On Feb 13, 6:06*am, meowmix >
>wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:41:14 -0800 (PST), mimus >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >A Las Vegas man who was the unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack
>> >Grill, a medically themed restaurant that embraces monstrous
>> >hamburgers, died Monday after suffering a massive heart attack.

>>
>> >John Alleman, 52, who had come to the restaurant to eat every day, was
>> >on life support at the Las Vegas Sunrise Hospital after he had a
>> >"massive" coronary at a bus stop last week. He was taken off life
>> >support Monday.

>>
>> >Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso, who was in Alleman's hospital room
>> >when he died, told ABC News that Alleman said both his parents had
>> >died in their 50s of heart attacks.

>>
>> >"This was really a nice human being, just the greatest guy you would
>> >ever want to know," Basso said.

>>
>> >The Heart Attack Grill, whose tagline is "taste ... worth dying for,"
>> >plays up its image as a glutinous burger joint, bound to put customers
>> >in a food coma.

>>
>> >Burgers on the Heart Attack Grill's menu have names like "Single
>> >Bypass," "Double Bypass," "Triple Bypass," "Quadruple Bypass" and so
>> >forth. The "Quadruple Bypass Burger," which packs four meat patties
>> >and weighs more than 3 pounds, won the Guinness World Record for
>> >"world's most calorific burger," packing a whopping 9,982 calories.

>>
>> >The menu also includes sky high-calories sides, such as "Flatliner
>> >Fries," which are deep-fried in pure lard . . . :

>>
>> > http://abcn.ws/Uba74h

>>
>> >"He was just, like, a REALLY NICE GUY."

>>
>> we're not allowed beef anymore, we have to make do with horsemeat.

>
>Just Irish horses, right?


nope. according to the scandle, its romania and fr*nce. there have now
been raids on a prcessing plant in wales.

i'm looking forward to seeing all the legal cases fly around europe
and with any luck, customers sueing tescos, asda and the rest of the
supermarkets.


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