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meowmix wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:41:14 -0800 (PST), mimus >
> wrote:
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>> A Las Vegas man who was the unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack
>> Grill, a medically themed restaurant that embraces monstrous
>> hamburgers, died Monday after suffering a massive heart attack.
>>
>> John Alleman, 52, who had come to the restaurant to eat every day,
>> was on life support at the Las Vegas Sunrise Hospital after he had a
>> "massive" coronary at a bus stop last week. He was taken off life
>> support Monday.
>>
>> Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso, who was in Alleman's hospital
>> room when he died, told ABC News that Alleman said both his parents
>> had died in their 50s of heart attacks.
>>
>> "This was really a nice human being, just the greatest guy you would
>> ever want to know," Basso said.
>>
>> The Heart Attack Grill, whose tagline is "taste ... worth dying for,"
>> plays up its image as a glutinous burger joint, bound to put
>> customers in a food coma.
>>
>> Burgers on the Heart Attack Grill's menu have names like "Single
>> Bypass," "Double Bypass," "Triple Bypass," "Quadruple Bypass" and so
>> forth. The "Quadruple Bypass Burger," which packs four meat patties
>> and weighs more than 3 pounds, won the Guinness World Record for
>> "world's most calorific burger," packing a whopping 9,982 calories.
>>
>> The menu also includes sky high-calories sides, such as "Flatliner
>> Fries," which are deep-fried in pure lard . . . :
>>
>> http://abcnews.go.com/Health/heart-a...ry?id=18477145
>>
>> "He was just, like, a REALLY NICE GUY."
>
> we're not allowed beef anymore, we have to make do with horsemeat.

i'm allowed anything i like so to say i'm not is a lie