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We're All Bozos in This Restaurant
On Feb 13, 6:06*am, meowmix >
wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:41:14 -0800 (PST), mimus >
> wrote:
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> >A Las Vegas man who was the unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack
> >Grill, a medically themed restaurant that embraces monstrous
> >hamburgers, died Monday after suffering a massive heart attack.
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> >John Alleman, 52, who had come to the restaurant to eat every day, was
> >on life support at the Las Vegas Sunrise Hospital after he had a
> >"massive" coronary at a bus stop last week. He was taken off life
> >support Monday.
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> >Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso, who was in Alleman's hospital room
> >when he died, told ABC News that Alleman said both his parents had
> >died in their 50s of heart attacks.
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> >"This was really a nice human being, just the greatest guy you would
> >ever want to know," Basso said.
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> >The Heart Attack Grill, whose tagline is "taste ... worth dying for,"
> >plays up its image as a glutinous burger joint, bound to put customers
> >in a food coma.
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> >Burgers on the Heart Attack Grill's menu have names like "Single
> >Bypass," "Double Bypass," "Triple Bypass," "Quadruple Bypass" and so
> >forth. The "Quadruple Bypass Burger," which packs four meat patties
> >and weighs more than 3 pounds, won the Guinness World Record for
> >"world's most calorific burger," packing a whopping 9,982 calories.
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> >The menu also includes sky high-calories sides, such as "Flatliner
> >Fries," which are deep-fried in pure lard . . . :
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> > http://abcn.ws/Uba74h
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> >"He was just, like, a REALLY NICE GUY."
>
> we're not allowed beef anymore, we have to make do with horsemeat.
Just Irish horses, right?
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Didn't Swift write something about that?
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