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Default [FlonkNews] We're All Bozos in This Restaurant

On Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:41:14 -0800 (PST), mimus >
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>A Las Vegas man who was the unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack
>Grill, a medically themed restaurant that embraces monstrous
>hamburgers, died Monday after suffering a massive heart attack.
>
>John Alleman, 52, who had come to the restaurant to eat every day, was
>on life support at the Las Vegas Sunrise Hospital after he had a
>"massive" coronary at a bus stop last week. He was taken off life
>support Monday.
>
>Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso, who was in Alleman's hospital room
>when he died, told ABC News that Alleman said both his parents had
>died in their 50s of heart attacks.
>
>"This was really a nice human being, just the greatest guy you would
>ever want to know," Basso said.
>
>The Heart Attack Grill, whose tagline is "taste ... worth dying for,"
>plays up its image as a glutinous burger joint, bound to put customers
>in a food coma.
>
>Burgers on the Heart Attack Grill's menu have names like "Single
>Bypass," "Double Bypass," "Triple Bypass," "Quadruple Bypass" and so
>forth. The "Quadruple Bypass Burger," which packs four meat patties
>and weighs more than 3 pounds, won the Guinness World Record for
>"world's most calorific burger," packing a whopping 9,982 calories.
>
>The menu also includes sky high-calories sides, such as "Flatliner
>Fries," which are deep-fried in pure lard . . . :
>
>http://abcnews.go.com/Health/heart-a...ry?id=18477145
>
>"He was just, like, a REALLY NICE GUY."


we're not allowed beef anymore, we have to make do with horsemeat.


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