On Oct 30, 12:48*am, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 14:27:50 -0700 (PDT), The Public Library wrote:
> > they don't turn me on.
>
> Try putting some lube on them and sticking them up your butt.
>
> -sw

what kind of lube? i was thinking of pork fat.