In article >, Sqwertz >
wrote:

> On Mon, 03 Sep 2012 20:43:20 -0700, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
>
> > Looking for foods that can contain a large amount of alcohol. Not alcohol
> > that
> > gets cooked off. I'm thinking along the line of jello shots and rum cake.
> > For
> > various and sundry reasons I'm trying to defeat a senseless ban on
> > "alcoholic
> > beverages" that the authorities think are causing problems. It probably is,
> > but
> > it's still fun to tweak the authorities
>
> Just have somebody hit you moderately hard in the head with a baseball
> bat. Fat free, calorie free, sodium free, and ... well... free.
>
> -sw

Yes, and the rubbing alcohol could be vodka. Brilliant