On 2012-09-01 01:13:02 +0000, Bryan said:

> K-Y Jelly is not an oil. Also, it has a rather sweet taste, not
> neutral. I used to use K-Y as hair gel because it was unscented, and
> worked great. I remember one time I was partying in this old cemetery
> with some other punk rockers. It was probably 1983 or '84, and I asked
> this one chick how she got her Mohawk to stay so stiff. She told me, a
> mixture of egg whites and sugar. An hour or two later, I ended up
> tasting her hair. Ick! She had omitted one detail. After the egg
> white/sugar mix had dried, she had sprayed it with hairspray. I even
> still remember the brand, Rave.

I think I was at that party. A few times.

> I'm this old guy who has been happily married for 26+ years, but you
> seem to harbor this fantasy that I'm ***. Weird.

"***" on his mind a lot, and a rather insistent need to tell us how
much he likes big tits. Why it's so important to advertise his
heterosexuality and to expose the "gayness" lurking in every corner of
the pantry is difficult to say with any assuredness. But very easy to
guess.