On 11/07/2012 12:15 AM, Somebody wrote:
> I cracked open one Sunday and nothing inside. What does this mean?
>
> I opened one about 3 years ago, and it said "You will change occupation
> soon"
>
>


We once had a boss who was a regular little weasel. His position had
being eliminated but he were stuck with the jerk while they tried to
find a place for him. We ordered Chinese food in for Christmas Eve lunch
and one of us got a fortune cookie with a fortune that said something
about having a lot of leisure time in the near future. We fished the
fortune out of another cookie and slipped that one in its place and made
sure that he got it.