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On 12/24/2011 6:19 PM, Ozgirl wrote:
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>> On 12/24/2011 7:59 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
>>> i guess i wasn't here then a reprise of this story would be appreciated,
>>> Lee, who needs a laugh

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>> Once upon a time, many years ago...... Hubby suddenly collapsed in
>> pain, writing on the floor. This was a RED ALERT moment for me and i
>> went into full adrenaline fight/flight mode.
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>> I assisted hubby out of the house to the car and into the car (now, he
>> weighs 1/3 more than i do and the car is down a hill on the street, so
>> i'm also manouvering him into a seat 2 feet lower than where i'm
>> standing (fortunately he's ? 8 inches or so taller than i am). He's
>> moaning and groaning and i'm panicing. I get the kidlet over to the
>> neighbours house so i don't have to worry about him and i dash back to
>> the car to take hubby to hospital.
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>> He moans and writhes and says 'slower!'. I proceed VERY slowly to the
>> first red light and hubby screams 'no, go home!'
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>> Now my fight flight is going nuts, the adrenaline is rushing and i'm
>> SCARED.
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>> We get back to the house whereupon i attempt to get hubby out of the
>> car (see the height problem i had). In tears, hubby says 'leave me
>> here and go call an ambulance.'
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>> I'm spinning, literally spinning. I call 911 asking for an ambulance
>> and i go outside to make sure hubby is ok. Meanwhile, the police were
>> calling the house to check, and they are getting no answer (did i
>> bring the cordless with me?? heck no! i'm in full panic now).
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>> So, the ambulance arrives and takes over for me TG!!! This is where i
>> realize i have that 'fear smell' and that i should best clean up
>> before i head to the ER following the ambulance. I tell the attendants
>> & hubby that i need to zip into the house and do a quick change and
>> i'll be right behind the ambulance to meet him at the hospital.
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>> so, back into the house, strip for a quick sponge bath and change of
>> top............ and i hear someone at the door...... so, i'm trying to
>> clean my armpits while i walk out of the bathroom to get my bath robe
>> left in my bedroom........ the police didn't like the 4.3 second wait,
>> so they entered the house immediately
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>> it was with my arm in the air that i met them as i opened the bathroom
>> door to get my bath robe

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> The lick and a spit shower
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yup, no time, need to clean up a bit to be more presentable

and then hubby sent me home from ER! LOL

upon which we chatted for a while longer, in gales of laughter

i could barely type i was laughing so hard

kate