"Tiger Lily" > wrote in message
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> On 12/24/2011 7:59 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
>> i guess i wasn't here then a reprise of this story would be
>> appreciated,
>> Lee, who needs a laugh
>
> Once upon a time, many years ago...... Hubby suddenly collapsed in
> pain, writing on the floor. This was a RED ALERT moment for me and i
> went into full adrenaline fight/flight mode.
>
> I assisted hubby out of the house to the car and into the car (now, he
> weighs 1/3 more than i do and the car is down a hill on the street, so
> i'm also manouvering him into a seat 2 feet lower than where i'm
> standing (fortunately he's ? 8 inches or so taller than i am). He's
> moaning and groaning and i'm panicing. I get the kidlet over to the
> neighbours house so i don't have to worry about him and i dash back to
> the car to take hubby to hospital.
>
> He moans and writhes and says 'slower!'. I proceed VERY slowly to the
> first red light and hubby screams 'no, go home!'
>
> Now my fight flight is going nuts, the adrenaline is rushing and i'm
> SCARED.
>
> We get back to the house whereupon i attempt to get hubby out of the
> car (see the height problem i had). In tears, hubby says 'leave me
> here and go call an ambulance.'
>
> I'm spinning, literally spinning. I call 911 asking for an ambulance
> and i go outside to make sure hubby is ok. Meanwhile, the police were
> calling the house to check, and they are getting no answer (did i
> bring the cordless with me?? heck no! i'm in full panic now).
>
> So, the ambulance arrives and takes over for me TG!!! This is where i
> realize i have that 'fear smell' and that i should best clean up
> before i head to the ER following the ambulance. I tell the
> attendants & hubby that i need to zip into the house and do a quick
> change and i'll be right behind the ambulance to meet him at the
> hospital.
>
> so, back into the house, strip for a quick sponge bath and change of
> top............ and i hear someone at the door...... so, i'm trying to
> clean my armpits while i walk out of the bathroom to get my bath robe
> left in my bedroom........ the police didn't like the 4.3 second wait,
> so they entered the house immediately
>
> it was with my arm in the air that i met them as i opened the bathroom
> door to get my bath robe

The lick and a spit shower