On Nov 25, 3:36*pm, Mike Tommasi > wrote:
> On 25/11/2011 15:08, roger wrote:
>
> > How much DO you know about wines? See if you can get the highest score
> > at
>
> > VinoQandA.com
>
> I know everything about wine so I don't need your site: red wine goes
> with shrimp, white wine goes with magret de canard, rosé goes with
> nothing, yellow wine goes with loose morals, amber wine goes with
> everything, bubbly wine is not wine, and beaujolais is a good name to
> name your pet after.

Q: What kind of wine is Asti Spumante?
It's not a wine, it's an Italian sports car, 2-seater, with 16 valve
engine. Goes for EU 120 000 at cellar door.
Well known fact.