In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Sat, 11 Dec 2010 10:06:57 -0600, Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > Chemiker > wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:45:32 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article >,
> >>> Chemiker > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> >>>> riddance).
> >>>>
> >>>> Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> >>>> drippings.
> >>>
> >>>> Alex
> >>>
> >>>Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? Was he insured?
> >>>Were you the beneficiary?
> >>
> >> I plead the 5th.
> >>
> >> Alex
> >
> > Fifth? Did someone say Fifth? Gin? Bourbon? Scotch?
>
> the fly had been drinking heavily before the swimming accident.
>
> your pal,
> blake

This changes everything. Contributory negligence on the part of the
Deceased.

--
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Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of St. Pectina of Jella
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