In article >,
Chemiker > wrote:

> On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:45:32 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > Chemiker > wrote:
> >
> >> Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> >> riddance).
> >>
> >> Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> >> drippings.
> >
> >> Alex
> >
> >Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? Was he insured?
> >Were you the beneficiary?
>
> I plead the 5th.
>
> Alex

Fifth? Did someone say Fifth? Gin? Bourbon? Scotch?

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Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of St. Pectina of Jella
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