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Il 12/11/2010 22:04, Kent ha scritto:

> The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel. is
> very near 1.0. If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
> .85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is probably
> at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds has a
> lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion, as
> it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which draws
> water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
> example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.


How fast are these drugs working? I very seldom have turds dense enough
to be painful, but when it happens I'd really appreciate the possibility
to go get one of those drugs, wait for its effects to work out and then
get back on the throne.
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