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"tutall" > wrote in message
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On Nov 12, 6:18 pm, "Kent" > wrote:
> "bbq" > wrote in message
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> > On 11/12/2010 3:04 PM, Kent wrote:
> >> > wrote in message
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> >>> I got 12 pounds of beefy ribs on right now. Should be done in about 2
> >>> hours. These things are meaty for sure.

>
> >>> Whatever kent is smoking must be some really good stuff. Wonder if he
> >>> is
> >>> walking around with the purple dragons and the polka-dotted ducks...

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> >>> specific gravity in recipes (for nearly 2 weeks!) my ass

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> >> The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel.
> >> is
> >> very near 1.0. If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
> >> .85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is
> >> probably
> >> at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds
> >> has
> >> a
> >> lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion,
> >> as
> >> it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which
> >> draws
> >> water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
> >> example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.

>
> >> Hope this helps,

>
> >> Kent

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> > I don't see anything he wrote in this post as being foul. I think what
> > he
> > wanted to say was you are too anal. He chose to do it in a round about
> > way. I won't.

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> > You're too anal.

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> > Hope this helps..

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> > BBQ

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> You poor dear, you don't have a sense of humour, a sad way to go through
> life.
>
>>>Or alternatively, you don't and just think you do.


>>>Which is even sadder, don't you think?

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You need to look into your toilet bowl and see if your turds are floating.
I'm afraid they may be very dark, hard, and at the bottom of the bowl.