On Nov 12, 6:18*pm, "Kent" > wrote:
> "bbq" > wrote in message
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> > On 11/12/2010 3:04 PM, Kent wrote:
> >> > *wrote in message
> ...
> >>> I got 12 pounds of beefy ribs on right now. *Should be done in about 2
> >>> hours. *These things are meaty for sure.
>
> >>> Whatever kent is smoking must be some really good stuff. *Wonder if he
> >>> is
> >>> walking around with the purple dragons and the polka-dotted ducks...
>
> >>> specific gravity in recipes (for nearly 2 weeks!) my ass
>
> >> The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel..
> >> is
> >> very near 1.0. *If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
> >> .85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is
> >> probably
> >> at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds has
> >> a
> >> lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion,
> >> as
> >> it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which
> >> draws
> >> water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
> >> example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.
>
> >> Hope this helps,
>
> >> Kent
>
> > I don't see anything he wrote in this post as being foul. *I think what he
> > wanted to say was you are too anal. *He chose to do it in a round about
> > way. *I won't.
>
> > You're too anal.
>
> > Hope this helps..
>
> > BBQ
>
> You poor dear, *you don't have a sense of humour, a sad way to go through
> life.
>

Or alternatively, you don't and just think you do.

Which is even sadder, don't you think?