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"bbq" > wrote in message
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> On 11/12/2010 3:04 PM, Kent wrote:
>> > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I got 12 pounds of beefy ribs on right now. Should be done in about 2
>>> hours. These things are meaty for sure.
>>>
>>>
>>> Whatever kent is smoking must be some really good stuff. Wonder if he
>>> is
>>> walking around with the purple dragons and the polka-dotted ducks...
>>>
>>> specific gravity in recipes (for nearly 2 weeks!) my ass
>>>

>> The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel.
>> is
>> very near 1.0. If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
>> .85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is
>> probably
>> at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds has
>> a
>> lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion,
>> as
>> it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which
>> draws
>> water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
>> example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.
>>
>> Hope this helps,
>>
>> Kent

>
>
> I don't see anything he wrote in this post as being foul. I think what he
> wanted to say was you are too anal. He chose to do it in a round about
> way. I won't.
>
> You're too anal.
>
> Hope this helps..
>
> BBQ
>
>

You poor dear, you don't have a sense of humour, a sad way to go through
life.

Kent