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On 11/12/2010 3:04 PM, Kent wrote:
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>> I got 12 pounds of beefy ribs on right now. Should be done in about 2
>> hours. These things are meaty for sure.
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>> Whatever kent is smoking must be some really good stuff. Wonder if he is
>> walking around with the purple dragons and the polka-dotted ducks...
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>> specific gravity in recipes (for nearly 2 weeks!) my ass
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> The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel. is
> very near 1.0. If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
> .85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is probably
> at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds has a
> lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion, as
> it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which draws
> water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
> example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.
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> Hope this helps,
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I don't see anything he wrote in this post as being foul. I think what
he wanted to say was you are too anal. He chose to do it in a round
about way. I won't.

You're too anal.

Hope this helps..

BBQ

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