"BigBadBubba" > wrote in message
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>I got 12 pounds of beefy ribs on right now. Should be done in about 2
>hours. These things are meaty for sure.
>
>
> Whatever kent is smoking must be some really good stuff. Wonder if he is
> walking around with the purple dragons and the polka-dotted ducks...
>
> specific gravity in recipes (for nearly 2 weeks!) my ass
>
The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel. is
very near 1.0. If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
..85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is probably
at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds has a
lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion, as
it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which draws
water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.

Hope this helps,

Kent