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Brooklyn1

On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 13:06:25 +0100, Janet > wrote:

>In article >, says...
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>> "Brooklyn1" <Gravesend1> wrote in message
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>> > I've more hair than your scraggly thin wisps, and nicer... I just
>> > don't have tresses hanging to my ass like a friggin' fag boy... and
>> > unlike you I don't need to have a bikini wax facial and gargle with
>> > Summer's Eve... I have nicer pubic hair than your facial hair. I usta
>> > be a platinum blond with gorgeous curls but that was while I was still
>> > at my mommy's breast. Then over time my hair darkened and for most of
>> > my adult life my hair was brown streaked with blond and not from a
>> > bottle, girls would die for my hair... now I'm back to platinum, thick
>> > and luxurious. I have nice manly chest hair, not like a baboon
>> > assface, just enough curls that the gals enjoy it tickling their
>> > nipples, and other sensitive parts depending on position... normal
>> > women don't like to feel like they're getting boinked by a women with
>> > a strap on or a gorrilla.
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>> That was entirely TMI.
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> Sheldon must be the best contraceptive in America.

You bet... no gal has reqested I place a condom on my tongue yet.

>With a resource like that, you don't need Purity Rings.

With a comma like that you must have a speech impediment... with all
that startin' n' stoppin' you probably take three times longer to
orgasm than normal women but you give great head!