UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:14:47 -0700 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Checkmate'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234 PCS

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate. Oh, yeah... Veronica says I should also mention that The 2-Belo
>said the following:
>>
>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
>> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>> >In alt.flame Wildhare > wrote:
>> >
>> > [..]
>> >
>> >> I am formally asking for your help to stop these immature and
>> >> destructive persons. Anything you can do would be of great assistence
>> >> to us and you would be doing a good turn for those less fortunate.
>> >
>> >> Expose these cretins for what they really are. I have listed here
>> >> their socks and their real posting names.
>> >
>> >> Once again, they are in rec.sport.football.college and can also be
>> >> found destroying conversation in rec.food.cooking.
>> >
>> >> Thank you for your time, consideration, and hopefully your very much
>> >> needed assistence.
>> >
>> > DYOFDW.
>>
>> If you'll allow me to elaborate, because I get sick unto death of reading these.
>>
>> So many people assume a) that there is even anyone posting in alt.flame on a
>> regular basis anymore, and b) if there were, they would be standing around
>> waiting to be hired, like film noir private eyes with netbooks. $200 a day plus
>> expenses? You're on. Otherwise -- and believe me, for alt.flame, this is a
>> polite request -- PLEASE **** off.
>>
>> "Immature and destructive persons"? Welcome to the internet. The internet is
>> 99.9...% immature and destructive persons. Hell, the entire *earth* is consisted
>> mainly of immature and destructive persons. Barging into
>> rec.sport.football.college like we were commanded to do so by George W. Bush and
>> hacking the guts out of all the immature and destructive persons would be akin
>> to pointing a hair dryer at the Pacific Ocean. Sure, you'll cause some
>> evaporation, but what of the energy you're wasting?
>>
>> Instead, we use killfiles. We ignore the posts of the immature and destructive
>> persons, effectively rendering their entire bullshit arguments moot without even
>> giving them a chance to make them in the first place. We giggle as we press the
>> Delete key without downloading the article body, committing their stupid
>> grandstanding to the eternal deep. What we DON'T do is go whining to Usenet
>> Fight Club (you do not *talk* about the Usenet Fight Club) to perform tasks that
>> could be completed in nanoseconds by just IGNORING THE SONS OF BITCHES.
>>
>> Or -- if you've got the spare time to Fight Back and Make Your Newsgroup Usable
>> by the Good People Again -- you could DYOFDW.
>>
>> Do Your Own ****ing Dirty Work. That's what that stands for.
>
>I'll flame any asshole for $29.95 (and a six-pack).

You'd flame anyone for a long hug and a Snickers bar((tm) Berke Breathed).



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background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party