> Happy person
> Sad person
> :-) Happy person with a nose
> :-( Sad person with a nose
> :---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
> Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose
> :-D Person laughing
> :-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a
>5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
> :-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
> >8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
> ;-) Person winking
> .-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
> :-0WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
> :-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital
>cybercigarette
> >:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he
>suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge
>dribbling from his cybermember
> :-{8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement
>surgery
> :V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or
>her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
> ~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her
>head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays
> >:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a
>squirrel
>
>

Thanks a lot Dick!

Now I'm going to have to finally get my upper case q fixed.

D*

Larry Stumpf,
S. Ontario,
Canada