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Default Zeus, Jesus, and Paris partlyOT--- Landlord woes

On Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:41:57 GMT, PLucas wrote:

> "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq." > wrote in news:e680
> :
>
>>
>> Did i ever tell you bout the guy i knew hwwo named his dog "Zeus"?

>
> Nope, but if it's a funny story, go right ahead :-)
>
> You did, however, just remind me of the very first time I was in
> California. I met up with some people and one of them gave me his business
> card. I looked at it and thought, "Jeez, some people out here have really
> high expectations of their kids when they name them!!".
>
> I turned around to him and said "Anyway, Jesus........"
>
> He stopped me there and then and said "It's Hey-Zeus, man, Heyzeus." :-)


beaners can't spell.

>
> Then there was the big black lady at LAX whom I tried to get directions
> from, seeing as she was in the "information" booth!!
>
> In my broad Aussie accent (which till then I didn't know I had!!) I asked
> her how I could get to Perris, Perris Valley.
>
> She comes back with "Honeeeeeeeey, youse is in da wronnnnnng country!! You
> needs to find a plane to France to go to Paris!!"


big black ladies are *so* foolish.

blake