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that needed a beverage warning, Lee

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Have a wonderful day

"Nunya Bidnits" > wrote in message
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> Nonny said:
>> "Kent" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> Again, there are potential posters who don't want to listen to
>>> your brand of vitreole. A significant # of posters on this NG
>>> grill on gas when they grill rather than que. You can also smoke
>>> on a Weber gas.
>>> How's the trolling today? Slow, I'd guess.

>>
>> Let's try for a really GOOD troll:
>>
>> Obama has a gas grill and is thinking of adding charcoal
>> briquettes to get a good smoke flavor to the Prime Rib he's going
>> to Barbeque for the Seasonal Holiday Celebration this month. He
>> is cautioned that his Health Insurance wouldn't cover burns from
>> the igniter fluid exploding in his gas grill, so he wants to know
>> what brand of Liquid Smoke would be best to brush on the thin
>> slices of Prime Rib after he carves it. The Prime Rib will be
>> cooked to an internal temperature of 275f, and he's hoping that
>> the beef will suit most of his guests, but since the Jews and
>> Muslims cannot eat pork and the vegetarians won't eat meat, he
>> also wonders if there are any suggested recipes for barbecued
>> tofu.

>
> You asked for it! ;-)
>
> I suggested they grill Rush Limbaugh. However the White House responded
> that
> there may be an issue of chemical contamination from mega-doses of
> restricted narcotic pharmaceuticals and saturation with nicotine and and
> other carcinogens which have likely found their way into the meat.
> Therefore
> said meat cannot pass EPA inspection for carcinogens and toxins. However
> this still leaves considerable amounts of blubber, but since White House
> Chef Comerford insists on a low fat regime, he must be trimmed down to
> lean,
> and Speaker Pelosi has suggested that the blubber be donated to hungry
> Inuit
> tribespeople. Reports suggest however that the Inuit consider the blubber
> to
> be infested with evil spirits and will likely reject the offer. Any
> remaining uncontaminated meat will probably be too aged, tough, and
> fibrous
> even for jerkey, but the Inuit have indicated they would accept it for use
> in making sinew to sew skins onto their canoes. They also requested the
> skin
> itself, saying it would make a handsomely large canoe for their Chieftan.
> However they specifically asked that the rectum and mouth be excised from
> the hide before shipping, lest there be some confusion between the two.
>
> MartyB in KC
>