"Nunya Bidnits" > wrote in
message ...
> Nonny said:
>> "Kent" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> Again, there are potential posters who don't want to listen to
>>> your brand of vitreole. A significant # of posters on this NG
>>> grill on gas when they grill rather than que. You can also
>>> smoke
>>> on a Weber gas.
>>> How's the trolling today? Slow, I'd guess.
>>
>> Let's try for a really GOOD troll:
>>
>> Obama has a gas grill and is thinking of adding charcoal
>> briquettes to get a good smoke flavor to the Prime Rib he's
>> going
>> to Barbeque for the Seasonal Holiday Celebration this month.
>> He
>> is cautioned that his Health Insurance wouldn't cover burns
>> from
>> the igniter fluid exploding in his gas grill, so he wants to
>> know
>> what brand of Liquid Smoke would be best to brush on the thin
>> slices of Prime Rib after he carves it. The Prime Rib will be
>> cooked to an internal temperature of 275f, and he's hoping that
>> the beef will suit most of his guests, but since the Jews and
>> Muslims cannot eat pork and the vegetarians won't eat meat, he
>> also wonders if there are any suggested recipes for barbecued
>> tofu.
>
> You asked for it! ;-)

There, I knew someone would go for it. <grin> I forgot to mention
that the vegetarians were Jayhawks. <double grin>

Nonny


>
> I suggested they grill Rush Limbaugh. However the White House
> responded that
> there may be an issue of chemical contamination from mega-doses
> of
> restricted narcotic pharmaceuticals and saturation with nicotine
> and and
> other carcinogens which have likely found their way into the
> meat. Therefore
> said meat cannot pass EPA inspection for carcinogens and toxins.
> However
> this still leaves considerable amounts of blubber, but since
> White House
> Chef Comerford insists on a low fat regime, he must be trimmed
> down to lean,
> and Speaker Pelosi has suggested that the blubber be donated to
> hungry Inuit
> tribespeople. Reports suggest however that the Inuit consider
> the blubber to
> be infested with evil spirits and will likely reject the offer.
> Any
> remaining uncontaminated meat will probably be too aged, tough,
> and fibrous
> even for jerkey, but the Inuit have indicated they would accept
> it for use
> in making sinew to sew skins onto their canoes. They also
> requested the skin
> itself, saying it would make a handsomely large canoe for their
> Chieftan.
> However they specifically asked that the rectum and mouth be
> excised from
> the hide before shipping, lest there be some confusion between
> the two.
>
> MartyB in KC
>


--
Nonny

What does it mean when drool runs
out of both sides of a drunken
Congressman’s mouth?

The floor is level.