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On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:01:35 -0600, Sqwertz >
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>On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:26:01 -0800, Nomen Nescio wrote:
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>> For all you know, you bonehead, I might be Kent. I'm not, but
>> trolling is just too easy here.

>
>You *are* the master troller.

Thanks, however it's a title I don't deserve. You just think that
because you are so easily hooked and jerked about, however you don't
see it that way.

> We have never seen such brillianceand grace in trolling until you
> came along.

We? Who is we? Where you been dude? I hope you have better
discrimination in Q'n than you do in judging trolls, although I'll
accept your compliment, misguided as it is. You just can't let a
troll go by, can you? You think we are all great and just can't wait
to introduce yourself. Then show your ass.

I have hooked you. Let's do a 100 post flame to prove just what a
troll feeder you really are. Can't filter or ignore me or any other
trolls that drop in can you? You are one ignorant twit.
>
>ObBBQ: Karubi Ribs at HEB tonight $1.99/lb.

Sweet Jay Suess, what a lamer you are.
You have to throw in this little tidbit - as if I gave a shit about
the price of ribs in Texas - just so you can do a little CYA. Man,
now that is pathetic. But then I suppose all regulars are following
this and you don't want to be seen as the pathetic troll feeder you
are. Even in your feeble intellect you sense the shame, but you just
can't help yourself.

Kent may, or may not be, a troll. He could be a forgetful idiot
passing out bad advise, so the 'we" you mentioned above may have
somewhat of an excuse there. I AM trolling to prove a point. And you
are sure as hell proving it for me. What is to be gained from this
jousting with trolls that is good for the group?????

And this response will hook you again. We can, just you and I, flood
the group with this so that the real posts are lost in the noise and
turn away nearly everyone who might happen upon this group during that
time. Most lurk and read awhile before posting or leaving. So let's
show them just what they have been missing.

You are proving my point. Way to go!!! You just too easy boy. I'm
not giving bum advise that needs to be corrected - I'm trolling.

One response? Perhaps. But you won't stop - I bait - you bite - until
I get bored and wander off and you can claim the win with the last
word. "I sure kicked that troll's ass - took 60 OT useless posts -
but I did it!"

Damn, what a hollow victory. But I guess a guy like you takes
whatever small victories he can get. I Won! I Won! OK dude, I don't
care. In reality, I'll finally get tired of playing with you and
wander off looking for a more challenging pool. And you will have the
last word and your win - Like I could give a shit - but not yet.

Troll or troll feeder? Which is worse? I posit that it is the feeder.
Trolls can't be stopped from appearing - such is Usenet - however if
they can't get any strikes or hook someone they move on.

You're hooked. I expect to stay and play you awhile as I have nothing
against catching Carp. In fact, I planked one last weekend over
Pecan. Bad! Bad! Bad! even with a special tangy lemon glaze known
only to trolls, so I can't post it here, sorry.

So have no worries, I'll catch and release this time. No more garbage
fish for me, I'm sticking to Brisket over oak. Or 2" KC Strips with a
nice rind of fat; done to perfection on a raging hot IR grill.

NN
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