Parker takes the ultimate crack pipe
This just in, via Premier Cru's newsletter:
"From Robert Parker's website, an update on the tremendous quality of
the 2007 vintage in Southern Rhone. In his inaugural e-newsletter he
notes that 2007 Southern Rhone is the greatest vintage ever in ANY
viticultural area!!! The vintage of a lifetime!!!"
You hear that, everyone? Let me shout it out for you, in case Parker's
drug-induced slurring isn't intelligible enough:
"2007 SOUTHERN RHONE IS THE GREATEST VINTAGE EVER IN ANY VITICULTURAL
AREA!!! THE VINTAGE OF A LIFETIME."
Good to know. I'll drink up a bunch of 2007's, then think about dying.
I mean, why go on?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Vintages of the Century.
JJ
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