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"Giusi" > wrote:
> "Omelet" ha scritto nel messaggio
> > "Giusi" > wrote:
>
> I have ten wild boar who come into my garden and rip it up on a regular
> basis. They and an antelope
> >> were there last night. They are vicious so I don't have the nerve to go
> >> out >> in my nightie and say, "Shoo!"
> >
> > You need a shotgun babe...
>
> Believe me a shotgun would only irritate the ones I hit and all ten would
> charge me. Cinghiali are a protected species and you need a special
> license. I have to go into the forestry department office for cinghiali and
> denounce them. They will send licensed hunters out with guns big enough to
> kill them. The antelope gets off free.
So long as the problem gets taken care of... Too bad you can't have any
of the pork?
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Peace! Om
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--Steve Rothstein
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