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Default Sandra's Money Saving Meals: One Pot Meals

On Aug 25, 4:02*am, Ubiquitous > wrote:
> That shirt distracted me throughout the entire ep, but that may have
> been the intended purpose, because I am having trouble remembering
> things she screwed up. What did it say on front? I have difficult time
> interpreting that font (which, if memory serves, is used on gangsta
> tattoos and car detailing).
>
> I never heard of setting a crockpot on "high" to cook meat dishes (kudos
> for her remembering "Me washie handsie!") and the cooking time she gave
> (five hours) sounded wrong.
>
> SLop NOW claims that it's better to make your own dough than use
> whack-a-dough. BWAH! That's pretty funny coming from the self-proclaimed
> "Bisquick Queen"!
>
> I stifled a chuckle when SLop said she substitutes the water for mixes
> with things with flavour; Like beer! Yum, cheap beer-flavoured biscuits!
> Did you notice they showed the label of that cheap-ass beer before
> suddenly yanking the camera away?
>
> SLop gushed about how buying a bag of frozen "Italian style" veggies was
> cheaper than making it herself.
>
> SLop side-stepped the pricey frozen tortellini by saying it was cheaper
> than the fresh AND saved her the time and effort of making it (even with
> wonton wrappers, Sandie?).
>
> SLop apparently thinks the mashers on shepherds' pie is ornamental, or
> at least optional.


These reviews used to be much better. Methinks *you* are the "SLop".