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Old 24-03-2009, 10:34 PM posted to fj.kanji,rec.food.baking
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Default How can I bake a human???

On Mar 22, 7:12*pm, Harald Gentexeater wrote:
I'm a cannibal and I usually kill, butcher and
eat humans.

But my latest victim wants to be baked alive.

How can I bake my victim alive???

Please help and you may get a piece of human meat!!!


Truss him up, put him in a roasting pan, baste with your favorite
baste. Roast for 4 1/2 hours 350. Stick a thermometer in the anus to
check for doneness. Oh by the way...you're an idiot.