"Josef Fritzl" > wrote in message
...
>I bought the Sun on my way to prison today, and, my, there was a really hot
>girl
> on page 3!
>
> If she were my daughter, I'd lock her in my cellar.
>

Watch that your missus doesn't catch you, and you ought to put kids in
another room in your cellar for later on.
Most of all, don't admit ANYTHING, especially to your local Judge.
Ah well, that's LIFE !!!
Regards;
Dave