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On Jan 31, 11:32*am, Lynn from Fargo > wrote:
> On Jan 31, 12:09*pm, blake murphy > wrote:
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> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:57:16 -0800, Mark Thorson wrote:
> > > Goomba wrote:

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> > >> We order Chinese food delivery at work at pretty routinely. One of my
> > >> friend's got a fortunecookiepaper that actually had to *nerve* to say
> > >> "Why lie about your age when it is obvious" * LOL LOL LOL

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> > >> We tease her about it often

>
> > > Just another reason to do what I do.

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> > > When eating at a Chinese restaurant with others,
> > > if fortune cookies are served at the end, I refuse
> > > to eat mine or even pick it up. *Drives some people
> > > nuts, who want to see the fortune.

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> > > "You can have it."

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> > > "No, it's your fortune. *You opened it."

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> > i thought the doctrine there was that it's *your* fortune, but you don't
> > have to eat thecookie. *i open mine and give thecookieto my girlfriend.

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> > your pal,
> > blake

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> ===============================================
> I have the last fortune I got stuck to my monitor- it says
> "Share your abundant humor with others at this time. *They need it."
>
> Lynn in Fargo
> Custom here is NOT to pick your own fortune. Pick someone else's and
> swap before you open. Don't ask me why, don't know!


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