On Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:47:16 +0000, notbob wrote:

> On 2009-02-01, Horry > wrote:
>
>> At the moment, he's basically limited himself to baking cakes -- and
>> I'd like to expand his repertoire.
>
>> Obviously, no naked flames, hot liquids, sharp knives....
>
> Why don't you just wrap him in animal balloons and pack him in a cotton
> lined coffin?
>
> By time I was twelve, I was building campfires with a flint and steel,
> had earned my marksmanship and cooking merit badges, carried my own
> sheath knife, and could cook a dinner for three. Give the kid a
> freakin' break, fergawdsakes!

Who were the three?