On Jan 12, 3:55*pm, notbob > wrote:
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> The whole "martini" thing has spiraled way out of control. *It's only a
> matter of time before someone just craps in a cone shaped glass, pours
> whiskey over it, and calls it a Howdy-Doody martini.
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> nb
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Go to your room.