"Duwop" > wrote in message
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>
> saltichin wrote:
> >>> feel free to pound sand.
>
> Maybe he's a Marine? They sure like to pound sand.
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> Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
> Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
> Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
> Now let's try it again!"
> Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
> Soldier: "No, SIR!"
>
> Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of
> tracks.
> The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."
> The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks."
> The third Marine said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
> The Marines were still arguing when the train hit them.
>
> Times are Tough
> Everybody knows how gung-ho marines are, and how they're always looking
for
> things to volunteer for, right?
>
> Well, a Marine sees a flyer that is advertising a project to cross a human
> male with a female gorilla. The flyer asks him to participate in the
project
> for $500. The guy figures, okay, and he goes to the research facility
where
> the experiment is going on.
>
> He walks in, and the project director shows him the gorilla. The Marine
> thinks for a minute, then says, "okay, I've got three conditions: first,
no
> kissing. I'm not gonna kiss that hairy beast; Second, I'm not gonna spend
> the night. I'm gonna do my thing and leave."
>
> The director says that he has no problem with these two conditions. "So
> what's your final one?" he asks.
>
> "Well, times are tough, and I don't have the $500. Do you think we could
> work out a payment plan?"
>
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> Dale
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>
You sure those weren't Aggies?
Jack