In article >,
bonappettit > wrote:

> I am essentially a not too bright male who regards persons like Alton
> Brown with profound suspicion. Unable to find a self-sacrificing woman
> to cook for me, I have to do this dreary stuff myself. I read a book
> with 487 chicken recipes, and I still don't know how to cook a chicken
> breast in water for sandwiches.

Just buy it from the deli. No fuss, no muss and it comes already sliced.

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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA