Every time CNN cues up its "we are ready to call a state" fanfa take
a hit on the drink of your choice

Someone mentions "Joe the Plumber": drain the remaining contents of your
glass

Someone mentions socialism: pour some of your drink into the glass of
the person next to you

Someone mentions the stock market: dump your drink in the sink

Someone mentions "trickle down economics": time to pee

Someone mentions Bradley Effect: down one Rebel Yell Beer

McCain appears on camera: one hit of Metamucil

Obama appears on camera: one slurp on a latte

The night ends with the GOP and Dems tied at 269 electoral votes:
megadose of Imodium

The night ends with the result depending on a recount in Florida: take a
shot of hemlock

etc.

--
Julian Vrieslander