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Pale in Wales
 
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Default Why is JethroUK so horribly afraid to answer simple and good questions?


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> On Sat, 15 May 2004 11:05:15 -0700, "Pale in Wales" >

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> >Animals are put on earth to flavor barbecue sauce and pasta.

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> Well, if they really are "put on earth" you may have a good point:


Animals were created by the gods, Hormel and Jimmy Dean.


>
> Leviticus 1
>
> 5 He is to slaughter the young bull before the LORD, and then Aaron's
> sons the priests shall bring the blood and sprinkle it against the
> altar on all sides at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting.
> 6 He is to skin the burnt offering and cut it into pieces.
> 7 The sons of Aaron the priest are to put fire on the altar and arrange
> wood on the fire.
> 8 Then Aaron's sons the priests shall arrange the pieces, including the
> head and the fat, on the burning wood that is on the altar.
> 9 He is to wash the inner parts and the legs with water, and the priest
> is to burn all of it on the altar. It is a burnt offering, an

offering
> made by fire, an aroma pleasing to the LORD.